This started off as a listicle about My Top 10 all-Time days. After 18000+ days, how hard should it be to come up with 10 great days, avoid talking about sex and write a relatively semi-funny post?
Well, it turns out, it is harder than it seems. A lot harder.
If you have read this blog before, clever reader, you will probably have noticed the lack of references to a significant other or to children I have recognised as my own. So, right off the bat, that eliminates the usual suspects from 'best days' lists:
- 'the day I got married';
- 'the day I met my eventual wife/husband/etc';
- 'the day the divorce papers were signed';
- 'the day my first-born was born';
- 'the day my second-born was born';
- 'the day my nth-born was born' (for you parents, I am curious: for what value of n do the returns start diminishing on that? [I'm guessing 3.] Be honest now...).
So I started making a list of things that stick out in my mind:
- seeing the Boomtown Rats live in Aberdeen in November 2013;
- chatting with Bob Geldof in October 2012;
- watching the Bruins raise their Stanley Cup banner in October 2011;
- etc.
Then I realised I was basically making a list of events I attended that I thoroughly enjoyed. (Also, most of these were relatively recent, which makes sense.) But do attending these kick-ass events (well, kick-ass to me) really classify as great days? I am fairly certain than when my pee-wee hockey team (Monsieur Vanasse's North Gloucester team) won the House League championship when I was 10 or 11, even though I do not remember it at all, that was probably the greatest day in my life up to that point. To go a step further, if I could remember them, would there not easily be at least10 days from when I was 6 to 10 years-old that would top by a huge margin anything I have experienced since? (Frankly, this is probably true for most everybody. Being 8 years-old kicks ass.)
So, what I had set out to do (Best 10 Days) is pretty much impossible. Failing that, here are 10 random great memories, in no particular order:
1.- Watching a LEM departing the Moon. I clearly remember watching this at my neighbour's in Cornwall. They had a daughter who was roughly my age, who I remember as one of my friends from when I was 4. I am not entirely clear which Apollo Mission that was; it was clearly between July 1969 and June 1970, when we moved away from Cornwall. (And, BTW, kids, we used to go to the Moon. Regularly. Fuck.)
2.- Fireworks! One night either in fall 1970 or fall 1971, my Dad and the Dad next door to us got together and decided to have a fireworks night for both families. It may even have been legal back then.
3.- Watching the Ottawa Rough Riders win the1976 Grey Cup against the Saskatchewan Roughriders in my living room in Beacon Hill. More specifically, Tony Gabriel's catch. The craziest (the good crazy kind of crazy) I have ever seen my Dad. Also, this was the second time I had watched the Riders win the Grey Cup in three years; at the tender age of 11, I think I figured it was easy to be an Ottawa CFL fan. Yup, the football gawds had it oin for me...
4.- Late May 1983: winning a city-wide high school 'dictée' competition. (I did not say these were all going to be exciting.)
5.- Late September or early October 1996: On a house-hunting trip, on my first evening ever in Vancouver, randomly walking around and feeling like I was home. (Should have followed that feeling...)
6.- November 2004, Grey Cup Festival in Ottawa. At some point, Woodrow and I looked at each other and we agreed we had to do this every year. I lasted 9 more until my mis-placed, so-called principles got in the way.
7.- Bluesfest, oh, let's say 2009 (?): inadvertently heckling Kathleen Edwards. At some point in her encore, Kathleen and her guitarist were not on the same page as to what song to play. I thought I was muttering 'A set list would help' under my breath. Well, not only was I not muttering, there was a crowd lull. The lovely Kathleen heard me and responded. She still owes me $10 for making her sound spontaneous.
8.- October 2012: Meeting Bob Geldof after he gave a kick-ass show in front of 200 or so people at the Centrepointe Theatre in Nepean. I am a Boomtown Rats fanatic. Beyond that, it's Bob Fucken Geldof, Sir Bob to you. He came out afterwards to sign autographs, pose for pics and actually speak to his fans. I told him how 'The Fine Art of Surfacing' was my first favourite album; he replied I should have been pleased when he played a few songs from the album. For pictographic evidence, do check out my twitter profile: @oi_not_again.
9.- November 2013: The Boomtown Rats live in Aberdeen. Self-explanatory.
10.- 3:00 AM, October 8, 2015: Fool's Gold, NYC. They just played ' How Soon is Now'; 'Making Flippy-Floppy' (I think) by the Talking Heads just came on. Jeebus, did they know I was coming?
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