I just found a quote in this Albert Burneko article on Deadspin that is a 100 per cent accurate description of my life:
If you're like me, your entire life long ago completed its transformation into a ragged, shambling, wildly inefficient mechanism the sole purpose of which is the by-any-means-necessary prevention of dishwashing.
And, incidentally, there is very little that is funnier than Albert Burneko's Foodpsin columns on Deadspin about, well, food and cooking.
