Random List: Signs of Middle Age

1. You make a list of things you have to show to your doctor, and ask ‘What the hell’s this?’
2. At family functions, you recognize the 30-somethings you saw grow up by which relative of yours they most look like.
3. You tune in to Saturday Night Live and you have no idea who the host is.  Or the musical guest.
4. Tu ne corriges plus les jeunes qui te vouvoient.
5. You pause before deleting the e-mail spams about Viagra/Cialis.
6. You miss walkie-talkies.
7. Situational morals/ethics.
8. Google myself?  Really?
9. Instead of planning to go to Coachella or SXSW, you look at the Stratford Festival.
10. The women your age can safely be considered post-cougars.  (Wait, ‘safely’ may not be the right word here...)
11. Hair colour on passport application includes the word ‘grey’.
12. Two spaces after a period.
13. You have uttered both these sentences:  Goddammit that band's loud./Goddammit, that waitress's young.
14. You respond more and more to random questions with: 'I used to know that.'
15. What the hell is this list about?