Random List: Ineffective Insults

1.- I hope you step in a puddle.

2.- You're thinner than I am.

3.- You're a son-of-a-bitch's-second-cousin.

4.- You look deceptively good.

5.- You have unnaturally large knees.

6.- If you were on Serenity, you'd be Jayne.

7.- You only ran half a marathon? You lazy bastard.

8.- I hope your blackberry seizes up when you try to access the internet.

9.- You, sir, obviously come from a long line of librarians. (Actually, that one I'm going to use...)

10.- If you were a Mahovlich, you'd be Frank.

11.- That lack of grey hair makes you look immature.

12.- Hijo de poutine.

13.- Yeah well, you can't even spell fassheeshous..., uhm, fochatous, fush... Ah, fuck, I'm drunk again.

14.- You, with your wife and 2 kids and stable of close friends, are entirely too well-adjusted for your own good.

15.- That depth of original forward-thinking should put you in line for a Senate appointment.

16.- You have the keen eyesight and judgement of an MLB umpire.

17.- You probably think that was Ian McKellen in The Avengers.


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